ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT L ADY

AL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
>
> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She
> Noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She
> Immediately moved to another seat. This time he smile
> Turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
> More amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst
> Out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had
> The man arrested.
>
> The case came up in court.
>
> The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he
> Had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your
> Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus,
> I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down
> Under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are
> Comin' and I grinned.
> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
> ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
>
> "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that
> Said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could
> Hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved
> The fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
> 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
> Accident'... I just lost it."
>
> "CASE DISMISSED!!"