Man Arrested After Ejaculating During TSA Pat-Down

[Djehuty-M]

Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down

November 21, 2010 by Dead Serious News

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent.  Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan.  As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down.  Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.  Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings.  The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up.  Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

[Brandon]

Goddamn! This has to be some type of joke. How they going to arrest the gay dude and not the agent who was masturbating him? It takes two to tango. LOL!

[Heavenzsun]

Ohhh come on!!! Dudes name is CUMmINgS!!!
Staged!!!!

[m. omowale]

Man, dis some new shit on me, Nuttin like an exotic squirrel during a security check off some other dude.  What is it, about 3 mg of nut gone after each ejaculation? What a shame to waste it off some rusty ass Karl Malone type hands.  Had it been a beautiful woman, maybe they would have let him go.