* Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring – wedding ring – suffering – Anonymous
* Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper – Scottish proverb
* Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others – Oscar Wilde
* Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too – H.L. Menken
* Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After some years, the ‘y’ in yearns disappears – Anonymous
* It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer – Anonymous
* When a man is single, he’s incomplete. When he marries, he’s finished – Anonymous
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