this woman offered math you aka professor cuddles

[MATHYOU]

100 dollars to sleep in da bed with her and cuddle with her

lol

[Lady Ashayt]

Math you, wow you must have major charisma, women offering to pay for cuddling.  That is interesting to me, because in my experience and observations usually women can get intimacy/sex free while men pay.  The only case where I've personally heard of a woman paying was when she was trying to learn "non-sexual tantra techniques", whatever that meant...

[MATHYOU]

"Math you, wow you must have major charisma, women offering to pay for cuddling."

yeah eye got a nice little God science going on....eye teach a cuddle-ling class
at da community college.....my "parents" raised me to be a SPOILED BRAT so eye can
be extremely lazy and lay around in a bed all day with no problems and have fun doing it....
it must be charisma cuz eye certainly don't groom myself to attract women....lol
eye might even groom myself to repel women

"That is interesting to me, because in my experience and observations usually women can get intimacy/sex free while men pay."

thats interesting to me because EVERY man eye know wouldn't lay in bed with a woman
unless he's absolutely sure he's getting sum pussy...the only type of man eye know who would
give a woman "sex free intimacy" is the type of man who is being USED by women
the type of man who drives a woman around all day, caters to her every whim...
the type of man who will eat a pussy out and not get no sex....lol....a fuckin looser

personally eye WOULD do sum "sex free cuddling" but she would have to
be the number one spot holder and to get to that spot nowadays
a woman would have to have a serious serious serious serious serious Goddess science
mixed with the personality that is just as fun and entertaining as a "bad girl"

yes the advantage "bad girls" have over
the almighty Goddesses is PERSONALITY!!!!!  om digressing though...

yeah the dudes this woman deals with won't give her intimacy unless they get sum pussy
and if they don't get it then they do the whole emotional outburst shit....walk out
and slam da door type shit...."i hate you bitch" type shit....which many women are ADDICTED TO....
the whole make up break up drama....certain women love that shit...hell is easy to love

its really a dangerous game playing with a mans sexuality....its like when eye was little
and eye ran around da backyard with the german shepards food dish...motherfucker
bit my ear

om safe to her....she's offered me sex plenty of times which eye swifty turned down...
and yes, she is MADLY in love with Mathyou...she just don't believe in her shelf

"The only case where I've personally heard of a woman paying was when she was trying to learn "non-sexual tantra techniques", whatever that meant..."

whenever you figure out what that means lemme know Lady Ashayt

PEACE

[El Negro]

Bruh you better get that, that's like 90 avocados.

[Thoth Boiled Broth]

Bruh you better get that, that's like 90 avocados.

HAHAHAH LMAO!!!

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Mathyou you tha man homie

[MATHYOU]

EL=90 avacados LOL!!!!....a salad ain't a salad without av-voe-cah-doe
naw main.....eye ain't had sexual intercourse in such a long time
and this woman got what many men(not me) would consider that
number one thang, and that number 2 and 3 thang......and a
pretty pretty pretty face with sum mischieveous bedroom eyes

om really trying to wait to be re-united with the highest of the high Queen
and sexual frustration does make time go by soooo slow

CK=thank you....you rather impressive too, my fellow beat maker!!!

[Love]

Math You is definitely da man... lol.  You sure you invest in some of that dherbs love spray?   

[Michel]

LOL mathyou a monster!

[MATHYOU]

Um yeah om a cookie monster

Which is why it's so important
To stay sexual frustration
Free or else om gonna
Hit them sweets sumsing
Awful