2 ways eye got heightened awareness on the 17th

[MATHYOU]

owl start with the pleasant way

june 17th 2009

that was the day eye broke my schroom-ginity
that was the first
and only day eye ever ate mushrooms
lemme tell you sumsing
that shit was INCREDIBLE!!!!!!
om not sure its good for you but
eye can't promise you eye won't ever do that again
eye only ate one and half but it
had me cee-ing colors so vividly

now the unplesant way eye got "high"

july 17th 2009

eye was supposed to meet this girl from online
my friends call her "hot vegan single"
even though eye had no idea what she looked like
eye felt a DREADFULL feeling!!!!!!
eye got mad internet enemies
death threats and shit
and to top it all off eye am not very social at all
so eye didn't really wanna meet her
but eye really felt eye needed to get sum
positive people in my life so eye felt
it was worth it
but yes eye felt DREADFULL about the meeting

was eye gonna get assasinated?

so eye had to take the wizdom born bus to the location
and that bus has a LONG route
and eye don't like travelling....don't like being cooped up on a bus
so you got factors A and B starting to get me unpleasantly high
a)the dreadfull feeling
b)the long uncomfortable bus trip

so eye gets there
heads to the whole foods and gets a kombucha to calm me down a little

c)kombucha buzz

then eye heads to the water fountain and om reading "power of silence"
by Carlos Casteneda and in the particular part om reading Don JUan
is talking about how you can get heightened awareness by having
an intense look in your eyes...he said you can tell how powerfull
a ceer is by how ruthless and intense the look in his eyes is
so eye started doing it at the water fountain

and it defineatly works

d)intense eyes

so combine A through D and om pretty much OUT THERE
time and space is vanishing

then eye go back into the whole foods and go to the
fragrence section and start putting the samples on
my body...combining different shit

bad idea

eye start feeling sick and lightheaded from the fragrance combination

e)feeling sick from the fragrances

so eye head outside to the meet up location
and eye start punishing that bag of cacao beans
eye brought from home

f)Cacao beans

now its 1 oclock time for her to show

over the next minutes a bunch of younger people
are walking by me looking at me all funny and shit
...eye mean people look at me funny and shit
on the regular but there was just an extra twinkle in
these peoples eyes...it was as if they knew something
eye didn't know...so om trying to politely look at everyone
particularily looking for a fat girl
cuz eye for some reason thought she was overweight

g)motherfuckas looking at me funny...funnier than usual

then in the midst of all this
this one girl walks by and eye can feel her energy
and her friends are walking like 10 feet behind her
and she is looking mad embarrassed
and her friends are laughing and shit
(she denies that was her)

h)the girl with intense energy walking by looking mad suspect

so she still ain't showed up "theoretically"

so then the cap was placed on the pyramid

it started raining

eye fuckin hate being wetted by urban toxic rain

i)the rain

j)asshole never shows up

so combine A though J and eye was fuckin gone!!!! lol

the last thing eye remember was the whole foods employee
making a 4:20 reference and eye was like "its always four 20"

so yes eye was in heightened awareness but it was not plesant

personally eye think the chick pulled a fast one on me

eye had a girl stand me up in october and 2 days later
she drove all the way from maryland just to make it right
even offering to give me a massage

but "hot vegan single" still to this day hasn't made up for it

so yes you can get high off the acts of a suspicious ass female

it might not be pleasant though

[Amber]

Wow! What type of mushrooms did u eat?

[MATHYOU]

Duh "illigal"  kind amber

If eye had ate more than
1 and half it wouldn't
Have been pleasant

[MATHYOU]

eye feel like eye got visually raped on the july 17th

eye feel so dirty

hold me

[knix20]

eye feel like eye got visually raped on the july 17th

eye feel so dirty

hold me

you are too much!!

[MATHYOU]

Om also too legit
To quit
Like a peace sign
Followed by
A love sign
And 2 lateral
Hand chops
 mash moo Id duh cats
Pajamas
Mash moo pop
Up errrr ree now en day in
Like disco stu
Mashmoo you Shully take a shower
After go in number 2
Eye produce animal abuse
Commercials
Sarah mclaughlin
Was actually
Bumpin
Uglies with that golden
Retriever witta strapper
Mathyou da nerd superfly
Eye got hackers
White ones bay bee
My flows similar to mongo
Santamarias bongo syncopation
Eye got a green monkey
Like 1950's Congo vacinations
But it's on my back
Leanin on da drug free
Zone sign where da lies buried
Puffin on sum herb
Dat eye copped at berry
Farms eye order one
Of my ladies
To tackle da pope

Anywho

Yeah knix20 you
Is the universes
Mother in da flesh


 

[knix20]

Mathyou, I dont even know what to think lol

I read it the first time and I had no idea what you were saying!! I had question marks over my head. Then I read it again and now im dying you to funny.

After go in number 2
Eye produce animal abuse
Commercials
Sarah mclaughlin
Was actually
Bumpin
Uglies with that golden
Retriever witta strapper

why did you have to diss Sarah for?

eye order one
Of my ladies
To tackle da pope

[MATHYOU]

Your question
Is syncronizm
Cuz eye wuz
Just about to
Type the point
That

Om just amusing eye self
Entertaining myself

Om always talking
Shit to the tellievission
Often making
Excessively vulgar
Comments to it
And that whole strap on
Dildo concept comes frum dat
Plus that commercial
makes me laugh
Sumtimes till my eyes are watery

The commercial is hyppcritical

[MATHYOU]

What about
That chicken
Cow pig getting
Abused

Jewknow whuttom sayin?
 lettin his dog eat off his plate
And lick him fork
Dog worshiper culture

Yeah eye found the pope
Tackle quite amusing

Little fun fact for yah
Knixy

The day peter tosh was assasinated
The pope was speaking
In Miami and lightning
Hit the scaffolding
And almost killed him