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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2009, 01:14:31 PM » |
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El Negro
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« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2009, 03:40:18 PM » |
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damn should eye do it?
you know the number one girl in my top 20 list might possibly read this shit but fuck it...she barely pick up her phone anyway
this is the event which sparked the vegan diet
it happened bout 14 years ago...1995...freshman year of college down in Richmond
eye had just started smoking that sweet sweet reefer
you know they assign you to a specific floor of a dorm based on a questionarie you fill out so eye ended up on the 6th floor which was a 24 hour bong party with a bunch of messy dirty motherfuckas
eye was staying high for days and days on end with no break....and back then eye couldn't poop when eye was high...
and also back then eye was a chronic masterbator and being in the dorm put a serious monkey wrench in my monkey spank sessions
and also eye had a meal plan where you had 3 meals a day of ALL YOU CAN EAT...straight junk food...and eye was destroying that buffet 3 times a day...eye problably weighed 200 pounds at that time(om like 160-170 now)...
do you cee where this is going?
so eye was walking through the park next to the dorm and that doo doo came with a vengence
eye tryed desperately to hold it and what happened next changed Mathyou forever
eye shitted on myself and bust a nut on myself at the exact same time...simultaneously
luckily eye was on the way to the basketball court and had my 4 "prevent the penis bounce" layers of shorts on
there you go Dee Oybz fam
don't feel so bad about yourself anymore do yah?
Eternal praises is due to Master Fard Muhammad and His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie the 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2009, 03:54:05 PM » |
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don't feel so bad about yourself anymore do yah?
Nope! OMG!!!!! That was funny as hell! I read this on my lunch break and allmost crap my pants. LOL!
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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2009, 03:59:45 PM » |
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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2009, 04:56:59 PM » |
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WOW!
Buffets are Str8 Death traps!
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"Be yourself...everyone else is already taken"
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« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2009, 05:43:56 PM » |
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« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2009, 08:16:58 PM » |
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« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2009, 08:38:51 PM » |
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damn should eye do it?
you know the number one girl in my top 20 list might possibly read this shit but fuck it...she barely pick up her phone anyway
this is the event which sparked the vegan diet
it happened bout 14 years ago...1995...freshman year of college down in Richmond
eye had just started smoking that sweet sweet reefer
you know they assign you to a specific floor of a dorm based on a questionarie you fill out so eye ended up on the 6th floor which was a 24 hour bong party with a bunch of messy dirty motherfuckas
eye was staying high for days and days on end with no break....and back then eye couldn't poop when eye was high...
and also back then eye was a chronic masterbator and being in the dorm put a serious monkey wrench in my monkey spank sessions
and also eye had a meal plan where you had 3 meals a day of ALL YOU CAN EAT...straight junk food...and eye was destroying that buffet 3 times a day...eye problably weighed 200 pounds at that time(om like 160-170 now)...
do you cee where this is going?
so eye was walking through the park next to the dorm and that doo doo came with a vengence
eye tryed desperately to hold it and what happened next changed Mathyou forever
eye shitted on myself and bust a nut on myself at the exact same time...simultaneously
luckily eye was on the way to the basketball court and had my 4 "prevent the penis bounce" layers of shorts on
there you go Dee Oybz fam
don't feel so bad about yourself anymore do yah?
Eternal praises is due to Master Fard Muhammad and His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie the 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN.....LOL!!! MATHYOU, I'm happy that you learned from your experience and thanks for sharing. Man though, you wild......LMBAO. |
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« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2009, 09:44:29 PM » |
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damn should eye do it?
you know the number one girl in my top 20 list might possibly read this shit but fuck it...she barely pick up her phone anyway
this is the event which sparked the vegan diet
it happened bout 14 years ago...1995...freshman year of college down in Richmond
eye had just started smoking that sweet sweet reefer
you know they assign you to a specific floor of a dorm based on a questionarie you fill out so eye ended up on the 6th floor which was a 24 hour bong party with a bunch of messy dirty motherfuckas
eye was staying high for days and days on end with no break....and back then eye couldn't poop when eye was high...
and also back then eye was a chronic masterbator and being in the dorm put a serious monkey wrench in my monkey spank sessions
and also eye had a meal plan where you had 3 meals a day of ALL YOU CAN EAT...straight junk food...and eye was destroying that buffet 3 times a day...eye problably weighed 200 pounds at that time(om like 160-170 now)...
do you cee where this is going?
so eye was walking through the park next to the dorm and that doo doo came with a vengence
eye tryed desperately to hold it and what happened next changed Mathyou forever
eye shitted on myself and bust a nut on myself at the exact same time...simultaneously
luckily eye was on the way to the basketball court and had my 4 "prevent the penis bounce" layers of shorts on
there you go Dee Oybz fam
don't feel so bad about yourself anymore do yah?
Eternal praises is due to Master Fard Muhammad and His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie the 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like my nigga had a "double stuff" (Oreo cookie) going on. LOL at the story |
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« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2009, 12:04:33 PM » |
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PEAce 2 my dee oybz family
yeah....eye saw the thread for a while and it was talking to me...."post "that story" Math you...do it.....click that post button...in the name of science do it....who the fuck are you trying to impresss"
"double stuff" LOL
even nowadays eye will be sumwhere and due to various circumstances will feel like om gonna cum all over myself but nowadays my penis(john wang-bo) got muscles like Lou Farigno on Boat purchased in South East off of da MLK so eye can lock them flood gates
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« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2009, 01:18:06 PM » |
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« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2009, 09:42:05 PM » |
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Damn MATHYOU! I am "LITERALLY" LMBAO!!!!  Now that's a REAL, DOWN TO EARTH, funny ass TRUE story!  damn should eye do it?
you know the number one girl in my top 20 list might possibly read this shit but fuck it...she barely pick up her phone anyway
this is the event which sparked the vegan diet
it happened bout 14 years ago...1995...freshman year of college down in Richmond
eye had just started smoking that sweet sweet reefer
you know they assign you to a specific floor of a dorm based on a questionarie you fill out so eye ended up on the 6th floor which was a 24 hour bong party with a bunch of messy dirty motherfuckas
eye was staying high for days and days on end with no break....and back then eye couldn't poop when eye was high...
and also back then eye was a chronic masterbator and being in the dorm put a serious monkey wrench in my monkey spank sessions
and also eye had a meal plan where you had 3 meals a day of ALL YOU CAN EAT...straight junk food...and eye was destroying that buffet 3 times a day...eye problably weighed 200 pounds at that time(om like 160-170 now)...
do you cee where this is going?
so eye was walking through the park next to the dorm and that doo doo came with a vengence
eye tryed desperately to hold it and what happened next changed Mathyou forever
eye shitted on myself and bust a nut on myself at the exact same time...simultaneously
luckily eye was on the way to the basketball court and had my 4 "prevent the penis bounce" layers of shorts on
there you go Dee Oybz fam
don't feel so bad about yourself anymore do yah?
Eternal praises is due to Master Fard Muhammad and His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie the 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2009, 09:48:13 PM » |
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damn should eye do it?
you know the number one girl in my top 20 list might possibly read this shit but fuck it...she barely pick up her phone anyway
this is the event which sparked the vegan diet
it happened bout 14 years ago...1995...freshman year of college down in Richmond
eye had just started smoking that sweet sweet reefer
you know they assign you to a specific floor of a dorm based on a questionarie you fill out so eye ended up on the 6th floor which was a 24 hour bong party with a bunch of messy dirty motherfuckas
eye was staying high for days and days on end with no break....and back then eye couldn't poop when eye was high...
and also back then eye was a chronic masterbator and being in the dorm put a serious monkey wrench in my monkey spank sessions
and also eye had a meal plan where you had 3 meals a day of ALL YOU CAN EAT...straight junk food...and eye was destroying that buffet 3 times a day...eye problably weighed 200 pounds at that time(om like 160-170 now)...
do you cee where this is going?
so eye was walking through the park next to the dorm and that doo doo came with a vengence
eye tryed desperately to hold it and what happened next changed Mathyou forever
eye shitted on myself and bust a nut on myself at the exact same time...simultaneously
luckily eye was on the way to the basketball court and had my 4 "prevent the penis bounce" layers of shorts on
there you go Dee Oybz fam
don't feel so bad about yourself anymore do yah?
Eternal praises is due to Master Fard Muhammad and His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie the 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL??!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! |
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I am the love of my life.
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« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2009, 09:05:01 PM » |
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This is hilarious
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Believe there is more to me that meets the eye. I am part of the infinite, so I am undefined
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El Negro
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« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2009, 12:48:04 PM » |
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I have been researching how a prostate is a man's G-spot and all but I wanted to know if there was a way to stimulate the prostate without someone placing their finger in a man's anus? Anyone have info and or links to share on the topic.
I noticed no one really answered this. I would like to know also! I will always remember someone telling me about a certain entertainer (P. Diddy Puff) who liked woman to stick their thumb up his ass, maybe this is what he was going for. |
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